hey guys, this is one funny one i picked up from achievers forum.
enjoy
-love, yue you aka papaya milkshake.
Useful marketing concepts for flirts
1. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's direct marketing.
2. At a party, your friend goes up to a gorgeous girl, points at you and says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's advertising.
3. You get the phone number of a gorgeous girl. The next day, you call and say: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's telemarketing.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag when she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say: 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'
That's public relations.
5. A gorgeous girl at a party walks up to you and asks: 'Are you very rich?'
That's brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You say: 'I'm rich. Marry me!' She gives you a hard slap. That's customer feedback.
7. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' She introduces you to her husband.
That's demand-and-supply gap.
8. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I am very rich. Marry me.' She turns to face you - she's your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
friends forever ; 11:24 PM
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
will b moving in soon on 1st aug, so i mayb a busy women. nwaes, dxy, we gg tgtr to ntu on 31st july for our welcome thing rite? dont ps me!
ahhhh!!!! i look monstrous in tt grad-night photo!!!! must take another one where i look pretty-pretty ok?
naibang, *smuacks*
ps: i think the "naibang" all started with me liking papaya milkshake cos of erm, its effects, aha! then we always like to buy a small carton of milk during break to drink (except for eu, who will have diahorrea after milk)...and cos chunrui, ahem! very big, so she became da-nai...and ayup, ta-da! NAIBANG!!!!
love,
yue you aka
papayamilkshake.
friends forever ; 2:10 PM
school's bout to start soon,and i was thinkin bout the times in college.
very very naturally,naibang came to my mind.
what's naibang, you're gonna wonder.
basically it's the "name" of my clique of gurls.
naibang is made up of 9 gurls, including me.
from left -mei xing, Miss Goh (our bio tutor, our favourite...), eunice, yue you, si ying, jasmine, jeannie, rowena, xiang ying, chun rui.
as to why we named ourselves naibang,
i gotta check with them bout our (naming) history.
hehe...
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i'm missing them a lot.
sigh...
those times when we walked from one LT to another ;
from one tutorial room to the next ;
from the canteen to the benches...
those times when we talked rubbish and have each other laughing till our sides ached ;
those times when we were stressed out by upcoming tests ;
those times when we were trying to get our uniform proper to pass our attire checks...
those times...
<3, jasmine
friends forever ; 12:06 AM
Sunday, July 16, 2006
cos i need to pass siying, meixing, jas n eunice their presents!
ha, ya i didnt forget u all!
lol, looking forward to seeing u all soon! =)
love,
yue you aka
papaya milkshake
friends forever ; 11:06 PM
Sunday, July 02, 2006
would definitely need your support.
(:
check my blog as to why i decided to join.
hehe...
<3,
jasmine
friends forever ; 6:16 PM